Funny- Crooked- Confrontational- Sneaky- Humorous Spoof Comedy
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Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)Transcript
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OK. So here's the way it's gonna go down. There's gonna be a little old lady coming through here in about 15 minutes. A weekly grocery run cash is the government checks after she shops. Rodney here is gonna jump over and you are gonna grab her bag. Then you run it over here to me. We'll split the loop. 50 50 50 for you guys and 50 for me. Oh Wait, I forgot about the blasted poor. We gotta give something back, you know, create a little good will and all. So here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna give you 20% and you 20% and the poor 10% I'll make do with what's left. You guys can spare a mere 10% can chef for the good of the cause I thought so now if you get caught, you've never seen me right? Because you know, I know where you live and where your family lives and accidents happen out here in the forest. You know that right? But we ain't gonna worry ourselves about that. Now, are we? Because you guys are my men and we're like family, right? And nobody turns that back on their own family. Right. Look, here she comes steady. Don't rush it. She might have a frying pan or something. Ok. Go and make sure you grab that cane. It's probably worth something.