Radio Advertisements - General American (GenAm) English
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Young Adult (18-35)Accents
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you know why men are constantly fighting instead of working together to survive? Simple man is mainly motivated to sit on his ***. Our greatest inventors are busy right now finding more ways for us to sit on our ask better. And when they make it, men will kill to sit on it. Wars will happen because every man wants the best lazy boy recliner in the ******* galaxy and I sell it. I sell a deluxe lazy boy outfitted with massagers heating pads, a cooling unit for drinks. It's the closest experience of comfort a man can get on Earth sort of climbing back through his mother's hoo ha into the womb. So if it's a choice between that and helping you, it is absolutely no contest. I don't want him to spare me because of some peace pact. I want him to acknowledge that his anger is unjustified. I want him to acknowledge that he who fights by the sword dies by it. So they took your boy. How many fathers? How many sons have you cut, killed, murdered, butchered, innocent and guilty sent straight to ****, just like me. Stand there, You judging me. Stand there and talk to me about crossing some line. If you pull that trigger, you pull that trigger for an honorable reason, like an honorable man, not some civilian that does not understand the wicked way of our world. Love is awful. It's awful. It's painful, is frightening. It makes you doubt yourself. Judge yourself. Distance yourself from the other people in your life. Makes you selfish, makes you creepy, makes you obsessed with your hair, makes you cruel, makes you say and do things you never thought you would do. It's all any of us want and as **** when we get there. So no wonder it's something we don't want to do on our own. I was Tun. If we're born with love, then life is about choosing the right place to put it. People talk about that a lot. If feeling right when it feels right, it's easy, but I'm not sure that's true.